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Parenthood 6.11. SVU 16.11. Revenge 4.12. American Horror Story 4.11. Bad Judge 1.12. Cougar Town 6.02. Castle 7.10. Shameless 5.01. The Simpsons 26.11. Switched at Birth 4.02. Pretty Little Liars 5.15. The Good Wife 6.12. Eye Candy 1.01

15 Thursday Jan 2015

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Two shows mentioned Sophie’s Choice this week, coincidence?

Parenthood 6.11

Let’s go home. There are no words to describe how much I’ll miss this show.

10/10

SVU 16.11

Very disapointed with this case. A 15 year old meets up with a movie star she has a crush on and ends up hooking up with another movie star.

Something happened to me?
The driver pulled over and got into the back with me.
That’ll get you trending.
The waiter saw him do body shots off of her.
Hello, somebody had sex with a drunk and drugged 15 year old girl.
Motherhood gas really changed you, Liv.
Call me Big G.
I believe you’ve met Big G.
Life umitates art, I get that.
I didn’t want Scott to find out I cheated on him.
Definitely not, but nice try.
Check please.

6/10

Revenge 4.12

I don’t know what they’re doing or why I keep giving it a 10. I desperately need to see Victoria in action instead of watching David screw everything up for our characters.

Death for Victoria would me merciful.
The devil can have it.
My other partner in crime.
You’ll spare Victoria’s life again.
I’m really gonna miss you.
This may become your farawell takedown.
What if yiur friend finds out about your obsessive tendencies?
That their father died assaulting an innocent woman?
You gave her criminal file?
Okay, Louis may be crazy.
I questioned Emily myself.
I’m sure you did.
Actually, I think you have.
I need to start with a damaged little girl called Amanda Clarke, also known as Emily Thorne.
Look what I found. This is so much better.

8/10

American Horror Story 4.12

I hate where this show eneded up this year. I was actually surprised when tjey killed Maggie off and that they changed Stanley to Meep. Or that they wanted to kill Elsa! What on Earth is happening this year. The only thing I like is that Dandy’s the new owner now. I wondered how he’s story’s gonna end and this seems fitting. The finale’s next week and I’m more scared about what they’ll pull off than how sad I am that it’s ending. I hope Jessica does one more season.

You tried to kill my dreams, but they cannot be murdered.
You came.
Of course.
But I asked myself, Dandy, how can you be of help?
You look like shit.
Maggie’s next. Elsa’s next.
Looks like you’re gonna have a shot at normal life.
But where would I go?
I’m the new owner.

8.5/10

Bad Judge 1.12

If only every episode was this good. At episode 12, I’m starting to grow to this family. Sad the series finale’s next week.

Let’s a game. Secrets.
You obviously skied on acid.
It was Sophie’s choice.
Because my number 4 was in high school.
Young hopeful and stinky.
What is she George Clooney’s wife?
Wallets get paid more than that.
They’re making Toy Story 4.
I am the law and I’m going for it.
It’s awesome, isn’t it?
The only relationship that end mutualy are those when two people die in the same car accident.
Soy sauce?
Garbage dog’s getting bath.
Of course.
Is it bra food?
It’s almost like I sensed that you and Jim are having problems.
Have you told Jim how you feel?
Having a baguette.
It’s brilliant.
Yeah sure, that too.
This would make a terrible episode of Law and Order.
She toured with The Black Eyed Peas but just briefly.
Bank is gonna be closed for a while.
Are you fucking kidding me?

10/10

Cougar Town 6.02

This show used to be so good. Remember when Shonda Rhimes was freaking out about the Penny Can and how happy she was about some advanced episodes that Bill Lawrence sent her? And how she was taking about Wednesdays with wine and Cougar Town? Well that was me too. I won’t complain anymore because I know I’ll be sad not once when It ends. I’ll look back and remember only the good things. Happy Birthday little Bobby Cobb! Can you belive Laurie has a kid with Travis? I can’t! I go back to season one in my mind and just can’t believe it.

Move dude, emergency.
Obviosly, you’re pregnant.
Said no.
Did we have awful public schools.
Fancy pants.
I feel so.
Can we mke her wear the dress?
But move this car.
I need to be with people I love, where nothing changes.
Are they for a girl or a boy? Yes. Shut up, Tom.
Bobby, meet Bobby.

7/10

Castle 7.10

We haven’t had an episode this funny in years! And how can the case not be good when the dog is the witness! A little competition never harmed anyone and it might have been what the show needed.

How a woman so astud could marry a man like Castle?
I’m now Richard Castle, Private Investigator.
I’m sorry that’s confidential too.
A private investigator!?
Who are you and what are you doing with a dead woman’s dog?
Bitch, I know where you live.
I’m just making sure you filled it out correctly.
I was just discussing it with the writer you married.
Welcome to Richard Castle Investigations.
You said married people tell each other things.
My God, I’ve missed this.
We’re definitely on top of him.
When she took something beautiful we had together and shared it with another man.
Oh thank god, now what are you doing here?
The dog is the witness!?

8/10

Shameless 5.01

Shameless came back poorly. I always expect this show to blow my mind and this week it simply didn’t. I enjoyed Sheila’s problems with Frank’s daughter, but other than that, it was disapointing. But in the end, Frank’s back living with Sheila and that’s all I need.

Yoy’re lying to your notebook.
Are you expecting a loss of appetite?
Are you my father?
Don’t think so, kid.
And dry humping that man on my couch.
Plus it’s free.
Forgot that argument.
Screw those bitches.
We’re gonna party up Gallagher style.

5/10

The Simpsons 26.11

The show that never disapoints and keeps me sane on crazy Mondays. A very good episode. ‘Stay 10 forever’ is what I’d like to wish to all of us.

That would explain a lot.
If I was Fred Flinston.
It’s such a big ass.
For the first time I actually have to do my job.
It’s called a double standard.
I could direct films like Angelina Jolie.
Look back at the elephant.
What if those clowns parked in the same lot as us?
Maybe there’s a better Wifi in the freak tent.
Oh not again.
I’m not? Good. Am I sick?
Is that a grown man going between the children’s legs?
It’s on page one of the rule book.
Homo too.
I’ve been emotionally dealing with it the whole week so yeah.
Bye, Bart. Stay 10 forever.

7.5/10

Switched at Birth 4.02

Far from good, the only thing that kept me through the episode was the thought of the teacher being the Claire Danes’s mom in My So Called Life. God, I loved this show. Why didn’t we find 5 minutes for Marlee Matlin, yet we focused on Regina and East Riverside bullshit again. I can’t imagine how hard it must be for Daphne to go to all hearing college. Bay’s drama is so overrated, the show insists on reminding us it’s a teen show.

You let the door slam after you.
Thanks so much!
It looks like you’re saying end of peace, but I know that’s not right.
They’re meeting without you.
You had to fight their battles.

2.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.15

I am really enjoying the college talk. I don’t mind Ashley sleeping with Jason, she deserves to be appreciated and we never see the priest anymore. Aria got into a mediocre college and somehow isn’t too sad about it. I loved her letter to Jackie. It was potentially a very atupid move, but exactly what I would have done. Write a killer personal statement. They wanted personal? They got personal. I was surprised to actually see a grown up version of Jackie instead of the unforgiving and childish one we met a few seasons back. Spencer and Caleb duo is something to look forward to.

Whatever happened to a thank you card?
How many schools did you get into?
Did I miss something, when did you become a professional chef?
I know it hurts. It’s a temporary setback.
I don’t need a dramatic reading of it. I wrote it.
I made these. Eat one.
Because somebody was burried in it.
There’ll be no rest for the wicked.
Burn your life down.

5/10

The Good Wife 6.12

I know it may be one of the shows best seasons, but I honestly don’t feel it most of the times. I couldn’t be happier about getting David back! He brings absurd humor which this show needs.

I don’t even recognise these people.
I’ve missed this. All usul disasters.
What does that have to do with my married life?
You know you can tape whatever you want.
I don’t have feelings for you.
We want you back, David.
The governor’s stepping in for the mayor.
I’ve came home Alicia. We’re partners again.
I’m gonna win.

5.5/10

Eye Candy 1.01

Following R.L. Stine’s every project since the 90s. I am very upset about The Haunting Hour cancellation. The pilot was good enough, I will watch the series.

Sarah!
Filthy crooked teeth. Now I have to kill you.
He must have known I’ll be able to do this.
Too love me. Stalk me. Kill me?
She’s hacking their phones.
No, that’s not legal.
He’s at the apartment with you, get out!
Say it or he’ll die without knowing.

5/10

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Parenthood 6.10. SVU 16.10. Revenge 4.11. American Horror Story 4.10. Bad Judge 1.10. Bad Judge 1.11. Cougar Town 6.01. The Simpsons 26.10. Switched at Birth 4.01. Pretty Little Liars 5.14. The Good Wife 6.11.

13 Tuesday Jan 2015

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Congrats to Julianne Moore on winning a Golden Globe for her startling performance in Still Alice!

Shameless is back next week! What’s with shows and Taylor Swift this week? SVU’s ‘Welcome to New York.’ ‘Aww just like the song’; Parenthood’s ‘We’re not out of the woods yet’ The Simpsons’s ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’ Not Taylor Swift really, but got me thinking of ‘Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet’, and finally I watched the new Disney version of Into the Woods yesterday and I swear I waited for the song to be used in the closing credits.

Parenthood 6.10

All the Braverman mothers talking about motherhood was everything I wanted. Hank finally showed he is good enough to be Sarah’s match. The writers focused on showing us Hank adapting in a stressful and uncomfortable situation when he wants to help, but his Aspergers robbed him from certain social skills, to see him evolve and figure out what’s right or not to talk about was magical. Drew was feeling guilty about the Paris trip. And like I said in the intro, when the doctors said ‘We’re not out of the woods yet’ I smiled and automatically thought of Mae and how obsessed she, Sarah and Miles were with this Taylor Swift song. Also, Jesse Marchant’s Remembers Defeats from the incredible opening scene is still on repeat. Plus, I obviously cried through the entire episode, but my father teared up at three scenes, and that says something as he usually says ‘they’re not real, stop crying’, but for some reason, never when we watch Parenthood. I know we’ll both miss the show deeply.

No! Damn it.
Walk of shame.
We’ll get there on time. I mean.
Also, rip off someone who can afford it.
Grandma’s 94 or sth and dad’sin ICU.
Zeek, we’re all here.
I’m sorry, It’s family members only. He’s my husband.
That’s all we know.
Life is short, baby. You gotta hang in there.
He doesn’t even eat right. I saw him by the candy machine buying tweezlers.
Favorite loser.
Thank you for being there for me. For my family, for my dad.
That’s why we probably should be vegetarians.
That’s why we should get married.
Amber, Drew. I love you. I love you too.
Don’t ever give up on your own dreams.

10/10

SVU 16.10

Just imagine none of this would hape if Amanda didn’t feel this sibling need to protect her little sister. After what happened to her in Atlanta she should have never helped her siater again. She brought so much trouble on Rollins back in season 13. And what on earth happened to Liv? I was really hoping she would apologise for never asking what happened in Atlanta, and for being so harsh on Rollins after what she did last year. But most importantly, I wanted to see her take Amanda to her psychiatrist, make sure she gets help and won’t put herself in any more mess.

Is Liv already in?
The vic is that young detective from Atlanta.
I’m sorry I need to take this.
It isn’t just going to go away.
Yeah it will.
You can never tell who’s capable of anything.
I think Amanda Rollins put her and you up for this.
Just leave me be.
She’ll get over it. She’ll pretend like it never happened. If you pretend long enough, after a while It’s like none of it happened.
He thinks he’s entitled.
You think you’re Patton’s first good girl?
So everything they said about you is not true?
No.
No piece for your old friend Sam?
NYPD won’t bend over.
Bend over?
That girl got what she wanted. Just like Rollins did.
Amanda, you know I don’t take no for a answer.
He pinned my hands above my head and he told me I wasn’t going anywhere and no one would believe me. I gave up. He raped me.
Are you talking about Amanda Rollins? I didn’t rape her or that other girl.
Does that include any other blond young detectives you mentored?
You’re only as sick as your secrets.
Can you go back to that detective?

10/10

Revenge 4.11

Victoria seems completely harmless without Conrad. I hate where the story is going now. Did we really have to turn Daniel to a villain? Wouldn’t it be easier to just kill David? He brought his own trouble to the Hamptons and he’s starting to get really annoying. Also, he wants to kill Victoria and I simply won’t watch when Madeleine leaves, so they better stay away from her. I really hope the writers will bring the order back to where it was at the end of the season and Victoria back to the Grayson manor. I am starting to like Margot, she’s making it her life mission to avenge Emily. I just hope they won’t kill her off. Why is Jack taking personal days? You don’t look suspicious at all.

Daniel! Daniel!
Wait what did they say?
Basement it is.
You left the key in the rear door.
What kind of monster would that make me.
Dude, who you’re talking to?
Victoria’s gonna stay here.
Are you out of your mind?
I’m so…
You’re welcome.
Sorry, did you just say a father.
What?
Underneath all the scar tissue.
The night of our wedding.
Someone is headed for Disney world.
I’m sorry about Daniel.
I know.
I’m going to make it my life’s journey to see you pay for what you’ve done.
No but she can.
Soon you’ll be teaching your own son how to do it.
Would you destroy it please. That way we won’t have any more funerals.
It’s always the little things that get ya.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.10

This season is very messy. I just want to see Elsa make it in Hollywood already and be done with it. I really hoped she would sing in every episode, without it it’s just Dandy killing people and a bunch of nothing. I hate that they have already killed the best characters. Did we really have to kill Dandy’s mother off? I couldn’t care less about the twins looking for someone to deflower them. At least they brought Nun back. They should have done everything I’m their power to get Lily Rabe.

If you don’t get an ambulence now!
We are where we belong.
Imagine that. Being a freak for being normal.
How’s he going to defend himself without his hands?
You can’t get it up without a doll watching you.
Let’s tear this place apart.
Again.
What a psycho. Tell me. How did they die?
We should have been included.
You’re a magician. You’re gonna saw thslis in half.
Homo erectus nonsense.
That’s all I needed to hear.

5.5/10

Bad Judge 1.10

Rebecca and her friend go to a young people party.

6.5/10

Bad Judge 1.11

I cannot figure out why this show chooses to sabotage itself on every possible occasion, when it had so much potential.

If things don’t go your way, you may never see a woman again.
Is it true you have a sextape?
There was never porn on it before.
He’s never seen a woman naked, has he?
She’s done a lot worse.
How low? A squirrel came to my house.
Feels so much later in my heart.
Is this the group sex thing?
You don’t see me walking around judging people.

5.5/10

Cougar Town 6.01

The final season started very poorly.

What? Fat.
Baby socks with nickles.
Just tell your atupid story, Tom.
Imaginary hat.
I have so many strechmarks on my ass.
My garage is completely sound proof.
On the other hand, secret wine bar.
Should have worn a condom.
You’re not 40.

4.5/10

The Simpsons 26.10

I really thought I was gonna hate this one, but it was so funny. President Coin was read by the same person who read Mockingjay’s audiobook? Lisa made me want to go back to veganism.

Are we there yet?
This time I’m gonna write down where I parked. ‘Parking lot.’
You planted that on me, man.
Don’t get off the bug.
Welcome to the bug, welcome to the bug.
Acid.
I don’t like the end sound of that.
Tooton Abbey.
Come on, start this thing, I’m not impressed.
Potato chips. D’oh. D’oh! Stupid kid, you ruin every trip.
Sure pick the only two times in history when thinga got messy.
Can I turn my phone on yet?
Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants in front of everyone who claims to be a doctor.
In Sophie’s Choice she chose the boy.
Kid’s got talent, but come on.
The Hunger Games.
Silence.
That all will be eaten.
Hommus and rice cakes.

9.5/10

Switched at Birth 4.01

This may be one of my favorite episodes of the show. We’re in college now and I have to admit, I did get emotional very quickly and stayed that way till the end. I absolutely adored John’s reaction to the news of Bay taking the blame. I am not sure if I am happy about Daphne not going to Galudett when they have a real pre med program, but as long as we’re keeping Marlee Matlin on the show, I’m happy. Just imagine how average the show would be without her. I can’t wait to see Daphne at college, the show it’s gonna get better just because of that.

I saved my sister’s life and I feel lucky.
That is brilliant!
Bay Kennish, you’re under house arrest.
Melody, some parents want to meet you.
Yeah, I heard that.
With some dude who arranged to have a brick thrown at your mother’s head?
A family feel.
She said as long as I’m in college she’s fine with it.
You redit it.
What deaf program?
You’re hard of hearing?
Fully deaf.
Someone fluent in ASL and chemistry before Monday?
Her other mom.
She just gave me a 100 days more of community service.
How would you like to make a hell lot of money this semester?
I can’t believe there’s even one of you.
So you can go off and make films for your community from your perspective.

8.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.14

I don’t know, sometimes I think I’m 15 or sth, cause I cried when Ali finally got arrested and the detective told Spencer they dropped the charges and they now think Ali killed both Mona and Bethany. How could I not cry? Bitch is behind bars and that’s all that matters. Even though she’s not A, she still deserves pain for being mean and bitchy to everyone. The girls are finally talking about college, It’s annoying how they stretched out 2 years to 5 years. The police playing the tape of Mona’s murder was my favorite part of the episode. Also, they got Mrs Grunwald back, but she couldn’t tell us more than that Mona’s in purgatory. The arrest scene was excellent as well, felt proud the girls were there. It’s surprising how I finally stopped complaining about the show and now actually think my life would be missing something without Rosewood.

Showing up to your victim’s funeral. Classy.
It was her, Alison, alive.
We all wanted to stuff Ali in that empty coffin.
It all seems to go back to Radley, doesn’t it?
Whistle.
I want you to help me find the body of the girl that’s suppossed to be in that box.
I know she’s your sister, but so am I.
I see, but through a glass, darkly.
There’s no peace. Only fear.
Sure ali has an alibi, but how strong can it be when Ali’s DNA is found at the crime scene.
Okay. Teach me.
You guys tell Mona’s mom she has cameras in her house.
Mona put them in herself.
Shut up, Ali.
Alison DiLaurentis, you’re under arrest for the murder of Mona Vandervaal.
The Mona you knew. The real Mona.
I bought a 69 dollar ticket to Atlantic City.
The police thinks Alison set you up.
She got out.
No gates, no dams, no barriers.
No I do not accept this.
They don’t allow fireworks in prison, right?

10/10

The good wife 6.11

Kalinda got herself Into some serious mess. I wish they showed us more scenes of Diane killing it. Weren’t we just shipping Alicia with Palmer? Why is she kissing the head of her campaign? I haven’t seen an episode the entire Christmas break but wasn’t she having accidental dates with Palmer? I’m glad Cary’s out but at what price. Also, that was quick. I really thought Cary would go to jail.

Yeah, he’ll call you. Like it’s the first day of school.
Now let’s find you a white friend.
Export not import.
Judge doesn’t like you.
Take her phone. Hide it.
6hours.
We’ve had worse.
What the hell?
This is very dramatic.
Less talking. More sex.
Chew like this.
How about you show me how to make it hypothetically.
I can’t figure anything out.
We pulled it from his computer.
Sit down and stop lying.
You’re free to go Mr Agos.

8/10

Bad Judge Season 1 So far

04 Sunday Jan 2015

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The show was so good at the beginning. A few good laughs, sad to see it go so soon. We’ve all missed having Kate Walsh on screen every week. Favorite episode? The jury one.

1. 9
2. 8
3. 6
4. 10
5. 10
6. 10
7. 4.5
8. 1.5
9. 3.5
10. 6.5

69/10 = 6.9

Revenge 4.10. SVU 16.10. Bones 10.10. American Horror Story 4.09. American Horror Story 4.10. Nashville 3.10. Bad Judge 1.09. The Simpsons 26.08. Pretty Little Liars 5.13. Switched at Birth 3.22. Castle 7.10

22 Monday Dec 2014

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A week late, as I was waiting to add the Downton Abbey special, but I’m not gonna wait till the 25th. I’ll rate it in early January when I sum up all the shows seperately.

Revenge 4.10

Weakest midseason finale yet and the wring character died. Couldn’t just Charlotte die instead? Most importantly, Henry Czerny guest stars, seeing his name in the opening credits made my previously awful day so much better. They should never have him killed. Emily taking Nolan’s secret dolphin shaped foil cameras was nice to watch, but her fight with the FBI agent? Everything about the FBI agent storyline felt forced. What is it with Victoria-s grandchildren? Why do they always have to lose their father shortly after they found out? Favorite scene? Daniel twlling Victoria he’s thankful for Emily telling him the truth, his monologue about wealthy families was just on point. Daniel’s death did not seem like a sacrifice to me, he was just foolishly walking in the wrong place and convinced he’s Daniel Grayson, played a knight. I did not see a sacrifice here, despite what everyone, including the promo for the next episode says. Victoria exposed the truth to David, and all I could tji k of was, enough with the flight talk. We’ve been through this already and it doesn’t matter anymore when the whole world knows he was framed.

Emily is our way out.
They hold grudges and arrest warrants.
I couldn’t live with myself If something happened to you.
A child needs a father.
Even like him?
It’s all part of a bigger plan.
In this startling dress.
I’m grateful.
We throw parties to cover up the truth. We’re not special. (Yes please)
This is not how I expected to spend my summer. (It sounds like a Nolan line, it would be so much better if he was the one who said it)
And in my rage, I chose you. (Like I said, no one cares at this point)
One of the many perks of having a genius as a best friend. (Thank you, Em)
Get out of here! Run!
Why didn’t you listen to me, Daniel! I told you to run. Why didn’t you run.
We can either choose to hide as villains or live as heros. (Wrong show, but a good line)
I want you to know it wasn’t all a lie. (Most dishonest thing on the show)
I know.

SVU 16.10

An exceptionaly painful episode, as we all know where this is going, about three seasons before that frightening promo for midseason premiere. ‘Those are my rape kits’, ‘you could always start an argument in an empty house’, ‘they’re trynna make sure I know my place’ and ‘you know that I never take no for an answer’ from Amanda’s rapist left a sour taste. Why the hell Amanda? She was my favorite character since she showed up at the precinct. Other than that an amazing episode, it might have been the first time, the squad had a brave little girl who managed to remember all the details and even thought of shoving her headphones in the seat to prove she’s been in the car. I was just as impressed as Liv and Amanda were.

I also know he’s gonna do it over and over again, until we find him.
A word of advice Rollins, when you’re coming up with an excuse, don’t over sell it.
And he might have not gone anywhere.
You know how many rapists sing, hum or whistle to their victims? A lot.
How about you take Fin?
Thank you.
You have no hot water.
I’m fine Fin.
Everything has its number but nothing is were it’s supposed to be.
Those are my rape kits?
You could always start an argument in an empty house.
They’re trynna make sure I know my place.

I can’t even go to church anymore.
Sounds like a cost effective trip.
Seems a little young for our guy.
You’re the seargant everyone’s been waiting for?
I shoved headphones between them so I could prove I was there.
It was blue and white.
Great. Don’t say sorry, honey. You did great!
These women agreed to do it. Hey wanted pills.
And since the phone is in your name, we can charge you as well. (They set it up perfectly)

10/10

Bones 10.10

In Hitchcock style. Hodgins’s a mad scientist and TJ outshined everyone. Cam fell out of the plane. On point with all the feministic remarks, so very relevant to the times. ZZ Top’s back and so are Max and Caroline and the interns. They could bring Lance back. They should have brought Sweets back for this one. Especially since they brought Pelant. Loved the credits and e everyone. A fabulous episode. Also, Hodgins.

Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz. (My reaction – Yes, our babies! So damn proud of my show)
Cam’s the maid. (Wtf!)
Temperance Brennan. NYPD. (HA!)
Dad. (Did not see that one coming)
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I told you not to call me darling.
When you stop calling me darling.
There are many reasons for murder, darling.
We gotta boogie, man. (Amen)
Christine.
(From my notes) Wtf is Pelant doing here!? (That reaction hasn’t changed)
She’s tall, dark, egzotic. (And here’s my purse, haha)
Real maid would have cleaned better. (Bones staying Bones, even in alternative world)
This beautiful artist.
What do you have in there, a dead body. Unconsious. (Did not see this line coming! Favorite of the entire episode)
How about that picture? (Had me screaming like a baby)

10/10

American Horror Story 4.09

Finn is the greatest character of this season. Go ahead, take Jimmy.

Avon calling.
Now you’re my puppet, mother.
You have a true talent.
There is nothing worse than an alcoholic with bad hygiene. (Laughed and rewinded)
Living like animals.
With one leg.
A chance of love like normal woman.
We buried her weeks ago. (Best!)
This is fresh blood from some lovely ladies I killed earlier today. (No better line than this)
I wanna give my life so you can have one.
Talk you out of it? I’m here to watch. (Haha)
Being what I am, a freak.
You dug a whole for her, you work for me and I’ll pay you 1 mln dollars in cash.
What kind of a psycho goes for a bunch of sweet housewives.

8/10

American Horror Story 4.10

Pepper’s story was excrutiating, Lily Rabe guest starred, we went back to Asylum and most importantly, Elsa did make it big! Freaks keep dropping dead like flies, how is that possible. By the time Elsa leaves for Hollywood, every single one of them will be dead. I doubt Jimmy losing his hands means he’s dead, even though it should. Maggie is such a weak character, and for the first time I liked Angela’s character. The only episode this season that made me geniunly cry.

And my sweet Pepper.
He was so stupid. (Elsa always saying one thing, thinking the complete opposite)
We should all go that way.
His head in the jar.
I don’t like working for other people. I need to be in charge. To have my own show.(Yes)
I went to the place people throw other people away, an orphanage.
My first monster. (Tearing up)
Get your hand off me you pervert. (The whole newspaper scene is genius)
So your parents just let you go off with this man? (For some reason I loved it)
I do know bullshit when I smell it. (What is this, The Help?)
I hate to break it to you, but life is not like the movies. You simple minded idiot. (Loved it)
Don’t talk to my sister like that. (Deserves a point)
Pepper is a gift. (Tearing up again)
Sweet Jesus. (My reaction exactly)
1962. (Poor Pepper, her sister deserves death)
Do I see real remorse? (So clueless and so good at the same time, I forgot how much I loved her character in Asylum)

8.5/10

Nashville 3.10

So give me a shot, as strong as you got. (With you on this one, Sadie)
I just gotta figure out what I wanna do, you know? (Yes)
People magazine? It’s practically paying for our wedding. (Great remark)
We both know who and what Will is. (Perfect)
He doesn’t want me, but I can’t be with anybody else?
What if I promised it will be alright. (Need this song asap)
My uncle’s passed out. I can’t wake him up.
I want you to marry me.
Wha?
Just say yes. (Finally Avery, finally)
I’m not that scared little girl I was 10 yrs ago anymore. (Ouch)
Layla in the pool.
I can’t marry you. (No you can’t)
But I’m not Deacon either, am I?
It’s Deacon. I can’t make you a casulty of my life. (This line)
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Rayna driving at the end.

7.5/10

Bad Judge 1.09

This show started off so good and now is a complete mess. Such a shame, we love Kate so much.

Hey hey that’s me. That’s my case.
Oh so nunchunks and heroine can walk on in?
Nobody’s doing anything gently for 9 min on youtube.
That little doucheback had it coming.
That’s tough.
Oh God. You lured me into your house.

3.5/10

The Simpsons 26.08

Weakest Christmas episode of the show. After 26 seasons, I still don’t like Moe. And only so little Flanders in a religious episode?

Now for the obligatory Frozen reference.
Mr Scrooge.
If you do it now, you won’t have to watch Superball.
Welcome to bring us your toilet paper. (The only funny line)
You’re alright, stupid Flanders.
No casual racism.
The place to get drunk is at home.

3.5/10

Pretty Little Liars 5.13

‘And in Rosewood, bitches get buried‘ should be the motto of the show. No one will ever convince me to liking Ali. The show was better without her. And Cece. And when did Holbrook hook up with Ali? He knew her before she came and lied about being kidnapped. The show stopped making sense, if it ever did in the first place. What’s up with dead Mona looking like Corpse Bride? I love Ezra hanging out with the kids, it seems right. Is Bethany Mrs D’s second daughter? If she had Jason with Spence’s father she mught have had Bethany, but weren’t she and Alison the same age? Paige leaving seems unnecessary and Hanna standing up for the little girls was the best scene of the entire episode. Isn’t it funny how naive they all are to think the Christmas tree is not from A, after 5 seasons of being tortured? Killing off Mona seems like the stupidest move yet. Now Ali will get her screen time and we just can’t have that. At least Lucas was hilarious as Santa, and I guess what this epispde will leave me with is the Fight Song.

Kisses, M.
Is this us? (How did A do that?)
And the monster was born.
I haven’t signed since fat camp. Merry Christmas.
I’m pretty sure that some kid peed on ne and that mean little girl keeps calling me dumb dumb.
And in Rosewood, bitches get buried.
And all those things I didn’t say, were wrecking balls inside my brain.
I think I just found her.
Alison knew Bethany.
Merry Christmas, bitches. -A.

7/10

Switched at Birth 3.22

I thought the Freaky Friday episode worked so well the first time I watched it, the second time, not so much. But what’s up with adopting a stranger for Christmas? Regina’s reaction was priceless.

I always wanted to have the kind of Christmas you see in the movies.
I was just thinking the same thing.
Who the hell is Regina?
That means the switch never happen.
We’ll cover it up, so she’s not embarrassed in the morning.
What the hell.
Tobias.
Adopt a stranger for Christmas.
We do. We just don’t show it.
I wish we’ve been switched at birth.
What? What did you just say?
Adopt us? We don’t need to be adopted.

5.5/10

Castle 7.10

What was that? Romeo and Juliet? Weakest episode of the series, but somehow Castle managed to get himself kicked out of the precinct.

It’s the daughter.
You were in what?
You are no longer permitted to work with NYPD.

1.5/10

Parenthood 6.09. Greys 11.08. SVU 16.08. Revenge 4.08. Bones 10.08. Castle 7.07. American Horror Story 4.07. The Simpsons 26.07. Bad Judge 1.08. Scandal 4.09. How to Get Away With Murder 1.09. Faking it 2.09.

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Parenthood 6.09

Furious about Sarah not ending up with Mark. He only shows up to break our hearts all over again by updating us about his happy life.

So good. That was so good.
What’s your next class?
It’s hot.
What did you call me? (Lorelai/Luke flashbacks all the way)
I’m so excited I can’t wait to see her.
He’s speechless.
Step on the gas.
That’s the English teacher? Hi… hot!
I am more hygenic than he is. (please Max, you just started showering, last season)
Were you waving to the hot English teacher?
She knows him. They dated. They were engaged.

I think this is a case of absentee parents trying to blame someone for their absence (Adam is back after what seems like an entire season just to… kill it)
It’s been really eye-opening.
Look, there are no cookies. Game’s over, boy. (Camille’s first good scene since, well, ever)
It’s not booked or anything.
Oh good, it’s not gonna be booked.
Can you just make sure the credit card doesn’t come out?
You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. (Just when I was missing Sarah/Mark)
Some of those kids, right?
I felt like I didn’t deserve to be in your life, Julia. I love you so much. I’m never gonna stop loving you.
I understand that Max can’t help it.
They never listen! They don’t get that it’s the first place in five years that actually helped me.
That’s confusing.
I was only trying to do nice things.
This is gonna sound weird, but I’m glad I knew you.
I’m glad I knew you, too. I’m very glad I knew you.
You’re happy, right? I have baggage and I’m weird. Do you think your life would be better if you chose him?

Only if she wants to see me.
See you tommorrow at school, Asbergers.
It’s okay. In her case it’s a term of endearment, so I understand and take no offense.

You asked me if I’m happy. I’m happy. There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
Camille, Camille. Call an ambulance. I can’t breathe.

10/10

Greys 11.08

The last 2 minutes made me cry like a little baby I was 11 seasons ago. This show will always be more important to me than my life.All the flashbacks to the most important moments of Meredith’s life accompanied by a hearbreaking voiceover left me utterly breathless.

I know how fo read a brain scan, Derek. I learned from the best, remember?
I just said I don’t want to know.
Marry the work, Rollins. It’s always there for you.
So by nothing you mean everything?
Oh good idea. Just sit still and stare. Like a creep.
What’s that and why do you keep drinking it.

We’re all a risk. We all have something.
A fellow of Dr Shepherd.
It’s spectacular.
Robbins, occupied.
She is the head and Derek is not.
You could try. She’s open to ideas.
Oh shut up.
What are we to you? Trash? You just move on to the next one?
You will figure it out.
You too.
Do you miss me? At all?
Of course.
Just not enough.
Welcome to my life.
They’re both so much like their mother.
I’m gonna screw as many Grahams as I want.
God can you keep something in your head for like two seconds?
911 for this?
What if it was me?
Or someone really good like Bailey?
And screw you.
Shepherd screwed me again.
I’m not gonna care how that sounds.
Okay. Now I’m bored.
Sorry, kale rage talking.
You have people, right?
Do you? Have people?
Let me know if you need people. I’m around.
Stop throwing football at my face.
It worked.
So, what does it mean? What do we take away? Which pieces will haunt us? Hurt us? End us? Inspire us? The carousel never stops turning. You can’t get off.

10/10

Svu 16.08

That work related?
Guys what is this? Celebrity nudes task force?

It ain’t easy.
That changes everything.
How the hell did they get that?
The old fashioned way, they paid for it.
I was raised the same way.
Just because a person can’t admit, or is in denial about the abuse, does not mean the abuse didn’t happen or won’t worsen.
That’s not what I saw on video.
Yes, and I’ve heard that before.

I won’t ask more about Seargeant’s double standards.
Savior of damaged women.
Some of us don’t need to be saved.

That doesn’t bother you?
You can’t take this job home. You can’t take anyone from this job home.
Physical violence is a crime, even if she’s ‘just’ his wife.
You think he was beating me up? What do you think you did?

9/10

Revenge 4.08

You tweeted the picture of this view, hashtag #neverleaving.
Turns out she has one.
She took everything from us.
I cleared your name.

I was never here.
Until I heard my name cleared. That was your doing, wasn’t it? I am so proud of you, Amanda.
I love you, Amanda. Infinity times infinity.

Can I just have a normal friend?
Start talking.

5.5/10

Bones 10.08

We’re gonna be at every school play, graduation and hockey game.
I doubt that very much.
I don’t think yiu understand infants.
That’s foolish and ignorant.
Wait, didn’t Daisy ask for a general anestisia when she had her tooth filled?
Is there anything I can do?
Maybe just keep telling her she’s ignorant, stuff like that.
Should I go now and tell her that she’s ignorant?
And this appointment is with a real doctor?
You’re an addict.
Oh shut up.
Bones this is really not the time.
He looks like Sweets.
He’s Seely Lance Wick Sweets.
I knew your dad.

9/10

Castle 7.07

We certainly did it, Mr Beckett.
So we procastinate and make sruff up.
Especially after all the hell they’ve been through.

5/10

American Horror Story 4.07

We paid good money for them.
There’s something wrong with Dandy and you know it.
I’m sorry, but I choose my sister. Always.
Truthfully? Adequate.
Of course my darlings. Anything you need.
Are you trying to get your way with me?
Who’s the stronger man now?
Do you condemn this outrageous behavior?
We make the perfect before and after picture.
Ma Petite in a jar.

7.5/10

Bad Judge 1 08

1.5/10

Nashville 3.08

Rayna looks so beautiful.
I must thank the one and only Deacon Claybourne
So what is he saying, Rayna wouldn’t have done it without him?
She makes it look so easy.

It’s just always so damn lonely.
Is it just me or do they really not seem happy right now?
I’m not my father and you are not your mother. We’re us.
There’s plenty of sunshine for all of us.

It’s about what sells.

9.5/10

The Simpsons 26.07

I’m sorry. Hahaha.
It’s not Bart’s fault that his haircut looks so stupid.
Look at me, I’m Bart.
Quiet Smelson.
I just need to get it to 60 %.
Homer Simpson, I love you.

4/10

Scandal 4.09

Charge her and lock her up. As for my father, find him, hunt him, kill him.
Elisabeth’s in bed with vice president.
Photos are out.
This seems cruel to James.
A kill card.
You have a finger?
The sun came down a while ago and it’s not coming back up.
Today I’m a joke. A punchline.
Thank you for your service.
Yes, Leo Burgen.
At his house? All night?
Yes.
Could you be more ungrateful?
Girl, you need to move on.
He ruined you.
So what? That’s how it is.
I’m marrying a whore, at least I know what I’m paying for.

9/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.09

I’d pay to see her face right now.
Sam killed Lila and Rebecca is trying to prove it.
I’m just saying, he fell.
I was protecting Laurel.
She was.
Shouldn’t we be calling an ambulence?
You mean police, idiot. He’s dead.

We could be charged with fellony murder.
I’m like the most grown up grown up of all of you assholes.
What do you suggest?
Something that doesn’t involve carrying a body across the campus on the busiest night of the year.

This is murder, none of us knows what we’re talking about.
We have the whole night to dig.
I’m a grown ass woman.
Just come here, you idiot.
We all had to do things tonight we did not want to do.
Enough about the ring, Frodo.
Same time next week?
Train’s leaving, waitlist. You’re coming?

I’m so sorry.
Don’t be.

9.5/10

Faking It 2.09

Like he’s a fucking Mockingjay.
They made us wear these brown sacks.
Who knows what important texts we’re getting.
Wait? How the hell would you know?

4/10

Parenthood 6.07. Greys 11.06. SVU 16.06. Revenge 4.06. Bad Judge 1.06. Bones 10.06. American Horror Story 4.05. Downton Abbey 5.07. Scandal 4.06. How to Get Away with Murder 1.06. The Simpsons 26.05. The Good Wife 6.08. Faking It 2.07.

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Parenthood 6.07

One of the five best episodes of the show, absolutely spectacular. 20/10.

It’s currently 6am.
Don’t interrupt me, Nora.
I don’t trust your organisational abilities. Evidence, it’s 6:03 and you’re still in bed.
You see a mermaid.
Mermaids aren’t real.
What’s his name? (nothing is more Gilmore Girls than this scene)
Who’s name? What’s going on?
I have a test in 3 days and I don’t even know how to read the question. I need to know how to read the question.
5 or 6 hours.
What is happening? Why isn’t the car starting?
Nora is heading into the street.
This is not on my list of responsibilities!
Yeah, who’s Jake?
I think we have different parenting styles.
Wow. Really?
It’s not an asset. It’s a home.
If I can’t have you in it, I don’t want it.
I am very very upset. That’s why I’m doing my breathing and calming exercises.
I like being by myself more than I like being with other people. Why is isolated bad?
She’s yelling about a stupid movie.
Why is she yelling about the movie then?
It’s not about the movie. Don’t you understand that?
What do you mean you don’t know?
It’s not normal, is it? I should have asked.
Are you supposed to be eating these? Are you supposed to be watching that?
I’m doing a lot of things I shouldn’t be doing. The system has broken down. It’s amazing.
Excuse me. Not alone.
I’m just here in the middle of all these memories.
I recently realized that I’m not good at communicating.
Oh my god you’re just realizing this now? I’ve only been telling you this for 18 years.
I’ve got Aspbergers.
But are we really good? You have to e specific here.
You used to intimidate the crap out of me.
Me?
I’m saying goodbye, Zeek.
You love your wife?
You know I do.
You love her, you fight for her.
What are you doing. Are you eating a cookie?
Not eating a cookie, don’t worry.
A year ago you told me to fight for you. I’m fighting for you, Julia.

10/10

Greys 11.06

What people?
She still calls you Dr. Grey.
That’s my name.
She’s family.
-ish.
This was already a bad idea, why are you trying to make it worse?
I’m so sick of you playing that card.
And Zola needs more black people in the family.
I traded my marriage for your job.
What is wrong with you people, you can’t uninvite someone!
I brought wine.
I’m an alcoholic.
I’ll be dead in 6 months.

7/10

SVU 16.06

Somebody, anybody, help us! He’s got Zoey!
The man, not the bird.
Our tracker apps.
Now we call Liv.
Next time call me earlier.
Call the academy.
If you can live on this planet a d not be emotionally disturbed, then you’re not a real human.
Their timelines are way off.
They’re in their own world.
They can’t be tried as adults.
Tell them how Perry scared you.
Glasgow man comes to me at night.
Pinky swear.

8/10

Revenge 4.06

Great use of Angus and Julia Stone’s For you.

I always was too sentimental.
It’s the good thing about truth, you don’t need talking points.
Downloading his FBI record.
Oh my God.
I respect your instinct.
I’m your mother. A fact you don’t respect, but your doorman does.
This girl’s mentally imbalanced.
Oh so she’s a friend of yours.
I’ve fallen apart and I needed help. I checked into a psychiatric hospital.
I dropped it as soon as I found put you had an alibi.
Where is he?
You meant Victoria, right?
Life is just a series of moments.
Can’t imagine what it’s like to be you.
You’ve hit rock bottom. Only you can pull yourself out.
Your mother killed him.
People look at you different, when they know.
I just love live TV. You never know what might happen.
Your lies finally caught up to me.
He didn’t. You did.
Wake up and smell the subtext, Emily.
If he’s lying about that. He’s lying about everything.

10/10

Bad Judge 1.06

If anyone knows how to pass a bar, it’s you.
Generally for these types of invitations I’m busy.
Yolo, hoes!
When it comes to that part of anatomy, you’re an expert.
It’s Alec Baldwin. He’s dope.
That’s because I’m looking at one right now.
Instead of some bikini model.
Thank you very much, because I do everything I can to stay fit.
That man attacked my eyes with his buttocks.
Especially the redheads.
Pretty. Clamedia.
This is like sad nerd museum.
Where’s the meat?
Due to we misread his RSVP.
We all know about that. I know a little about infections.
You saw an ass. People have been showing their asses from the dawn of time.
Muah, muah.

10/10

Bones 10.06

Phyllis Logan guest stars.

4/10

American Horror Story 4.05

Seal boy in the box.
Dandy what have you done!?
Squeezing the silver screen to that little black and white box.
My name next to some instant coffee or shampoo?
Motion pictures will never be replaced by TV.
Come on give me your hand, stupid.
Tell me more about this television.
Their mental perversion.
I need to be a fantasy.
May I ask how did they expire?
You should have had a cupcake.
Introduce me to the sweet language of murder.
But I am mo clown. I am perfection.
There’s nothing worse than loving someone you can’t have.
Whatever magic happens, happens.
How are tou still alive?
Mother.
I have brought you something I believe you want.

10/10

Downton Abbey 5.07

It will make for a funny evening.
We have to tell Cora.
Why the sudden dance? Edith’s gone away, so what?
A lack of compassion can be as vulgar as excess of tears.
It’s the most honest thing she’s ever said to me.
When I say we need some air, we need some air.
Why would I want to walk?
It wouldn’t be honorable.
We haveto find another tenant, damn it!
Why are you smiling?
Because whenever I see a problem, you only see possibilities.
And you didn’t think to tell me that I have a 3rd grand daughter?
Get rid of it?
Not quite as much.
Lord Martin and I decided to get married.
Future Lady Martin.
We can go back to planning our future like normal people.
You’ve told her, haven’t you?
Everyone has their troubles, Milady.
Oh dear.
She’s quite untrainable.
I’ve got used to having a companion.
But Isobel and I had a lot in common, I will miss that.
Mrs Baxter won’t say it, but she’s in a difficult position.
She-s not looking very clever.
Why is that ridiculous, she’s half American.
This is completely ludicrous.
Time to call it a day, ladies.
He’s right. It would do you good.
Oh my god. There’s Mary.
He’s as touchy as a beauty losing her looks.
No no that’s simply demonstration of discontent.
Kiss me. What?
Moseley and Baxter.
It seems idiotic to me.
And me.
Well, I wouldn’t.

10/10

Scandal 4.06

Did state senator just? On video?!
We used to be married.
You can’t handle this.
Watch me.
He said you tried to kill yourself.
So yeah you won, yatzee.
My jaw was wire shut for 6 weeks, two of my front teeth are fake and my collarbone hurts everytime it’s gonna rain.
I handled him. The way my father would.

6/10

How to Get Away with Murder 1.06

I’m not the one who’s gonna be beaten, raped and violated in jail.
You still feel like making jokes now?
It’s legal to pay the experts.
Prayers are for the weak. I’ll stick to beating or ass in court.

6/10

The Simpsons 26.05

Wait a minute, that’s not something people really feel.
Screw it, we’ll just go outside.
Show some compassion for people who just can’t stop smoking.
Jane Fonda.
I don’t recall.
Take one.
I’m not screwing you over.
Useless left handed crap.
Excellent?
Turn my back on this man.
She’s into romantic comedies. I like movies where there is only one day a year murder’s legal.
What are you doing, man?

7/10

The Good Wife 6.08

There’s a rape wall.
Actually there’s 60 reasons. That’s how many names were on the wall.

5/10

Faking It 2.07

My trainer and I will come too.
It’s like a normal karaoke. Just everyone sings Pink.
What do you think, is he good at his job?
Why does it feel like Amy’s your girlfriend and I’m second best.

3/10

Parenthood 6.06. Revenge 4.05. Downton Abbey 5.06. American Horror Story 4.04. Bones 11.05. Castle 7.06. Bad Judge 1.05. Nashville 3.05. Scandal 4.06. How to Get Away With Murder 1.06. The Good Wife 6.07. Faking it 2.06

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Where were Greys, SVU and The Simpsons this week? I was going insane with just eleven shows, so I started watching The Good Wife, a show I left in season two back in September. I’m also in the middle of my Six Feet Under rewatch. I haven’t seen more than two episodes since middle school, around the year the show ended and I thought it would be a good idea since I don’t remember many details. I just saw that ABC will air just 8 episodes of each show this fall season and be back in January. Remember when they used to air 12 episodes before Christmas? Or last year when they aired 10? Most of the shows will air their 7th episode of the season and then they’re back on hiatus for two months, as if we haven’t suffered enough because of the 4 month long summer break. This ruins all my TV related plans. I will be done with The Good Wife and Six Feet Under by December, and then I will be stuck going insane over the films I want to watch but cannot find anywhere yet again. On another note, I’m finishing my 14 hour shift in an hour.

Parenthood 6.06

This episode fell too close to home. It was absolutely wonderful. Drew has to choose economics because his mother cannot pay off his student loan and he has to help his pregnant sister. As someone who had to drop out of uni and go to work just to start paying off my parents’ loans, you can imagine how relevant Drew’s speech was. Also, how painful it is when people don’t understand the choices we have to make for our family. I have met so many people who react to my financial troubles exactly like Natalie did, telling me to focus on myself and that my family’s problems are not my problems. When of course they are. The writers made an excellent job here, as usual. Same with Crosby not being able to take his son to Harry Potter world. How cute was this scene by the way? Everyone who was a pre-teen when Harry Potter came out gets it. I saw so much Lorelai Gilmore in Lauren Graham’s Sarah this week, I froze for a second and had to rewind the whole scene. It gave me such flashbacks, it just felt weird and like time stopped and this (almost) past decade never happened. I finally got used to Hank, till this week I was still hoping for Mark to come back, as we all rememember how much fun he and Sarah had and how stupidly happy their were. How about Kristina hating the Bravermans at first? Reminds you of Hank comparing Bravermans to Starbucks. Episode that will leave me analizing for a week. I will miss this show dearly.

It’s more than my apartment.
It’s just so much better here with you guys.
I value you more than him.
Gane night? Do you play for money?
You have till junior year to choose your major.
Would tou like to stay the night?
That is not appropriate.
That’s why I didn’t fire her 3 months ago.
And I like hanging out with you.
She saud I had nice eyes.
Then I think she’s headed into that direction.
Nora’s cute. You’re fun.
Yes it was.
It looks like most of it is out.
Tou should figure out what makes tou happy.
Now she’s my best friend.
I was much worse.
This is Mr. Back up plan.
You’re apologising?
How did that happen? How long will it last?
Not long.
That is my life. I’m not changing it. It’s the reality.
I don’t have a back up plan.
Griffindor!
Almost as good as the real thing.

10/10

Revenge 4.05

I’m not sure about this season. There’s too many characters that annoy me. The show is still excellent, but why can’t Madeleine and Emily get all the screen time? Why do they have to share it with Charlotte/Daniel/Margo/new cop/the redhead? I couldn’t care less about their storylinea. It’s utterly annoying.

She took him to Amanda’s grave?
You think he blames you for the death of his daughter?
David!
I’m gonna find out what really happened to my girl.
Only family can go through. You don’t qualify. At least not yet.
God, Charlotte, she took him to what was supposed to be my grave!
Do come in we have so much to discuss.
Now tell me where my father is.
I’m ypur grandpa.
The bar? – He didn’t want to see the album at all. Isn’t that weird?
David!
Then why was she living above the bar?
She’s sliping away from me.
My father needs Amanda Clarke.
You’re not Victoria. You’re worse. You’re Conrad.
No wonder you love to hide behind all that crap. How else could you live with yourself?
This was my house.
I swear to you Amanda. I will have revenge.

10/10

Downton Abbey 5.06

I could not be happier about where Violet and Mrs Crowley’s relationship is right now. They went from constant arguing to ‘You’ll find she’s a constant visitor.’ Edith cannot have some couple raise her kid and then just change her mind and take her away. Baxter may be my favorite character right now. Bates admitted to knowing who did harm to Anna and Violet was being herself throwing her hilariously sarcastic opinions all over the place. Mary swept the floor with Edith, but we’re not bkaming her as nobody likes a downer.

You’ve never looked worse.
He was a nice man. Though what he saw in Edith.
What Baxter have to do with it?
She’s refusing to wash your… things.
And you wonder why I have neither lady’s maid nor butler.
Let her stay.
When you served your sentence for theft…
What?!
Does her ladyship know your story?
Yes, she knows everything.
I know what it was.
To make me more like other people.
Oh It is you. I thought it was a man wearing your clothes.
Hopefully not, as you usually spoil everything.
I envy her.
All this thinking is overrated. Before 1914 no one thought about anything at all.
Why are you smiling?
Because you’re innocent.
I can’t stay. Not if I’m ever gonna be happy again.
I think she’s splendid.
I think she’s cracked.
Convert to what?
There’s always something. Isn’t there?

10/10

American Horror Story 4.04

Elsa’s backstory explains last week’s choice of song to all of those who found ‘Give it to me’ and ‘Waiting to get hit hard’ from Lana Del Rey’s song repulsing. You probably didn’t, my mother would. Elsa having her legs cut off did not impress me as much as drugging and raping the nurse or Meep being killed in life. Yes, I did notice all these scenes are rape related. Before they told us Meep was dead I was sure he was going to be assaulted and before Elsa’s legs were cut off, I thought the same. Maybe I was wrong, maybe not. Probably not in Meep’s case. Three rapes in one season? We did have a rubber man raping Connie Britton’s character and the doctor raping Sarah Paulson’s character in Asylum and a sport team raping Emma Robert’s character in Coven. Ryan Murphy said Freakshow is Jessica Lange’s favorite show, and after four episodes, I understand why.

They could never love me..
You’re not the one.
Excuse me.
This is not amusing. You’ve come to the wrong tent for tour silly little Halloween prank.
I am not one of them.
See if I can help her.
Even then I was a star.
No one puts on a show better than I do.
In the end, I wasn’t Elsa. I was nothing.
Time for the real Halloween.
I hear the copy even made it to theatre.
I was a star.
She’s the one.
Everybody run!
Get back here! I haven’t finished the show.
Catch me of you can, asshole.
You ruined my Halloween, you stupid girl.
How come you talk so stupid?
But I’m a good person. Mama said so.
Kids love me.
That’s a lie. I’m a good person.
I’m so dumb. I can’t even kill myself.
Children forgot they loved me.
You made the demon veep.
We want to thank you.
Hollywood?
I’m a talent scout.

10/10

Bones 11.06

Speaking of Gilmore Girls, you should have seen my reaction when Kirk appeared on my screen. Made my day. Shame he didn’t have a bigger role though. It was a great episode, I don’t how many more times can Hodgins be a suspect until the show gets boring, but it might just reached it. One of my first notes on this episodes was about the burnt person being the one Hodgins just fought with. Some of the cases lately are that obvious. I must remember to show this episode to my father as Kirk was his favorite character on GG. Not Bones related, but he’s favorite scenes are when Kirk’s checking the condition of the Dragon Fly Inn and runs away from a mouse and when he’s running out of the Dragon Fly naked covering himself with just a pillow right after Lorelai and Luke kissed for the first time.

Don’t be rude. Let her finish.
A uselful device for people with no memory or powers of observation.
You’re an incompetent forensic anthromologist
You’ve never researched any of your other books.
Does everyone in this place hate each other?
You and I are okay.
Oh my god there’s a body on fire.
The evidence’s burning.
This isn’t the time for science lessons.
Who’s got the LED lamps?
I’m feeling more like a security guard at a Beyonce concert.
Go find a Kardashian.
That makes me want to kill someone so I won’t waste the time.
I want a public defender and a sober one.
The DNA is a match for Doctor Hodgins.
Which means no suspects have alibi.
Including you.
Do not compliment the killer.

10/10

Castle 7.05

A case seemed fresh, at least this one. Remember last week’s invisibility case? The video at the end is a treassure. I want this on my phone asap.

Wow. You nailed playing yourself
That’s impressive.
And that god personal appearances?
It’s a little too obvious.
Crime scene photos, but not ours.
It already is.
Wrong suspect NYPD. I’m still here. What will I do next?
I’m not getting anywhere with this.
You’ve got 47 followers.
Why target a no name like her?
You have a blog?
Can tou force me to go with you?
No. Then bye.
They’re taking that photo out of context.
I gotta get one of these.
Why would someone let random people stay at their place. – Oh please Kate.
The basement is a rental unit.
He’s got people in custody too.
Like me or I’ll die.
Or tour mommy made you.
Hi, I’m Richard Castle.

10/10

Bad Judge 1.05

I can’t believe this genius show was just cancelled.

That’s me out there.
Maybe I should get a dog.
That call can wait.
Show on the road. I’ve got places to go.
She was pregnant?
Boo ya.
Anyone wants some pickled eggs? Pass it along. Sardines?
Fun!
Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?
Nokay.
Got everything fugured out, red?
These pants give you front butt.
You guys have the same pimp or what?
Let’s all get sexually repressed kid off.
I’m as serious as your mother’s coke addiction.
I don’t know if i’m high fiving myself ot slapping a todler’s ass.
All right hooker skirt.
Really? You just got here.

10/10

Nashville 3.05

I’d say it’s a pretty good day for me
Well then don’t.
You can pack your stuff.
I know you loved me once.
Which one of you actually lives here?
I’m having fun. I’m allowed.
Please tell me you’ve got a bonus single that you haven’t told me about.
Daddy, I was so scared.
The father is Avery Berkley and that’s all I’m gonna say.

6/10

Scandal 4.06

Brian Benben guest stars! I was so scared he retired! I’m loving the new Abby, standing up to everyone.

You want me to have the chef send tou some fried chicken?
Check out that little fella over there. He has assassin written all over his face.
I need to talk to you about Jake.
Who used to sleep with my best friend.
Your nuckles are awfully bruised.
So please if you love her. If you love her at all.
You’re telling me he may actually be innocent?
I’m gonna need you to shut up.
Or vaxinate fat kids.
How does she know?
He’s looking for a legitimate reason to fire me.
You don’t know him the way you know me!
Why are you being such a…?
Bitch?!
I’ll leave you to your funeral.
Hashtag justice4Cooper
I will be remembered as a wife of a man who did something with his life.
You wanna screw me.
My word is not gonna change anything.
Not choosing me is okay.
I made sure I chose the ugliest woman and he still managed to bang ber twice a day for 8 years.
I want to go out with a bang.
I outpoped Olivia Pope?
I made him feel pretty.
You may wanna check your bell door.

10/10

How to Get Away with Murder

In two weeks we’ll know who killed Sam, so the show should get tight soon. This episode, half of the points go to Bonnie and the OITNB, my two favorite characters. The biggest shocker, Annalise didn’t kill Sam, the kids did? I was pretty sure they were covering for her, with the carpet and all.

I guess we finally know why you’re here.
No idea.
It’s for Annalise. I’d do anything for her.
You and Rebecca?
Frank, forgot your coffee.
I want the trophy.
Oh, it’s good.
With me, now.
You’re scaring our client.
That’s the best thing I’ve seen in days.
It’s always the one you least expect.
Wouldn’t you be?
Did you have her killed?
If she’s gonna get disbared, will this go on our records too?
Let them know what you’ll have for dinner.
Whatever it takes. Isn’t that what you said?

9/10

The Good Wife 6.07

A proof of other crimes.
It was like I was watching a ship go down.

6/10

Faking It 2.06

On second thought I just bought new shoes that need to be broken in.
Shrimp girl?
Nobody does neon anymore.
Fifth Harmony.
It’s pretty fucking loud.
Oh good you found one, this headache is killing me.
She is definitely rocking with the homies.
Part of you wants her to tell you ‘I want to be with you and I don’t care who knows it.
Lauren’s my friend when she’s on ecstasy.
I’m on what?!
You heard me the first time, didn’t you?

5/10

Parenthood 6.04. Parenthood 6.05. Greys 11.04. Greys 11.05. SVU 16.04. SVU 16.05. Bones 11.01 Bones 11.02 Bones 11.03 Bones 11.04 Downton Abbey 5.02 Downton Abbey 5.03. Downton Abbey 5.05. American Horror Story 4.01. American Horror Story 4.02. American Horror Story 4.03. Castle 7.04. Scandal 4.04. Scandal 4.05. How To Get Away With Murder 1.04. How to Get Away With Murder 1.05. Nashville 3.04. Nashville 3.05. Bad Judge 1.03. Bad Judge 1.04. The Simpsons 26.04. The Good Wife 6.05. The Good Wife 6.06. Faking It 2.04. Faking It 2.05.

28 Tuesday Oct 2014

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So many shows this semester, already lost truck. Had to split the post in two. It looks like during the move, or actually two moves I’ve missplaced some notes on a few episodes, all notes on Revenge for example. I plan to rewatch them on Thursday and post them the same day.

Parenthood 6.04

I’m sorry I woke you. Why did I do that?
I’ll just put some clothes on.
That’s what they all say.
I clearly apologised.
Hi Sarah.
Here you’re headmaster Braverman.
Oh you’ve already had that discussion.
She calls me Asbergers.She also calls me a freak.
I’ll talk to her.
You might wanna rethink that.
What did I win?
I don’t want to start a boyband.
I hope to God It’s gonna stay.
Your sister Sarah was just here. She threw your mom under the bus after 2 seconds.
Parents screw their kids up.
What do you do when you like a girl?
If you’re mad at me it’s okay.
Of course Kristina’s the only one who gets it.

9/10

Parenthood 6.05

The show is so much less interesting without Lauren Graham.

Studying the trash.
You can get a ticket for driving too slow, you know.
How did Sarah get out of this thing?
That’s terrible advice.
Your dad’s number is undergoing a change as we speak.
I can work with you two.
I imagine I have a decade maybe more to change your mind.
Drew has a new room.
I still can’t believe she likes horses more than lizards.

4.5/10

Greys 11.04

All the flashbacks.
My memory of her is a little bit different.
Karev’s back and Maggie is going.
The carousel never stops turning. You can’t get off.
My mommy tried to kill herself.
Pierce’s in AA?
Oh my God. You don’t know anything.
Like mother, like daughters.
You and I know something about crazy mothers.
Ellen’s reaction during You gave it up for me, but I don’t want it.
You might have saved your mother’s life.
She’s my sister.
I love sisters. I’m glad you told me. It’s nice to meet you.
She’s my daughter. Mine and Ellis Grey’s.
Then she took me home and then she attempted suicide.
I should be making a lot more money.
Her water broke all over the kitchen floor .
Meredith showed Maggie the journals.
They’re not so warm. She wasn’t either.
She wanted you to be okay.

10/10

Greys 11.05

Addison was mentioned two times this episode, which is all I needed.

I came back for you. I came back for you.
I was so in love with you. I just wanted to be with you no matter what.
We find a way to help him that’s not stupid.
No break right?
I think we should take a break.
How are we supposed not to talk for a month?
Why not try what is it Callie?
Sorry, I have my own stuff.
Have you cured death yet, Meredith? When will you cure death Meredith?
Like me anx Derek cheating in Addison.
Did you get excited about her vagina?
No.
Then no.
I’m hot. My husband is an idiot.
That might come back up.
You don’t mean? 10.9.8….1
How’s the diet going.
No late night binges?
I almost had a cheesburger. Then I didn’t.
She was jelous.
Does this mean this thing might actually be working?
It’s my fault. I can’t stop the pain.
Addison Montgomery with a todler?
So what if we don’t tell her?
I don’t know what’s wrong with you. What are your demons?
I finally feel like I might actually survive this.
I should love me and you should love you. I want so much more for you, Arizona.

10/10

SVU 16.04

Excellent episode, the promo for next week ‘A case so twisted it can only be SVU’ describes the show accurately. I will never get over how superb this show is.

And I despite having so much to offer, am alone.
He counted out each time he stabbed her. That’s not good.
Idiots. I’m right here and no one even notices me.
He had a knife to your neck. It’s normal to freeze.
This is your fault Gigi. You had your chance.
That’s every other white guy.
I would know how to take care of you. How to worship you.
He spilled water on guy’s lap. I can’t have that.
Is this about my neighboors?
She flirted a lot with unsavoury men at that place.
They’re illegaly restricting my movement.
We need 24h surveillance on this guy.
Hold on did they ID him? 2 out of 3.
I will be coming for you.
She was young, pretty. Not a very good teacher though.
Not you, Nick. Her. You can call me Amanda.
I cannot shoot this trump.
All pretty girls lie.
Shut up I’m talking to her.
He’s been through a lot therapy. More talk won’t help.
Are tou having sex with this guy?
Girls like you always go for jerks like this.
Do you think he cares about you?
These toung girls don’t understand how special you are.
He wanted to be alone with Rollins.
I’m a woman and I wish we were somewhere else right now.

10/10

SVU 16.05

That sure is one way to pay for college. Every campus rape always happens in Hudson. Richard T Jones guest stars.

Whatever you’ve done before, it has nothing to do with being assaulted.
Film class is over.
Rollins, you’re telling me this now?
Great speech. Better headline.
At first I didn’t think you can rape a girl like that.
Whatever choices she may have made in the past, she didn’t choose this.
Can tou tell us why you dexided to work in the adult film buisness?
You hoped it would remain private? On the internet?
You understand what you’ve just described is the definition of rape.
I have ro move out by the end of the week.
She even showed her srudent ID in some of them.
A publicity stunt to jump start your porn carrier.
Makes you wonder what the point of a jury is.
And now I only have one left. Goodbye.
There are other schools.
Amanda walk away.
She’ll have sex with a dozen guys.

10/10

Bones 11.01

I love…
They tried to take your picture.
It is nice talking conspiracy without being called a loon.
You’ve clearly suffered trauma to your…(Bones talking bones talk)
Yes, I’m blackmailing you.
You promised.
No. You told me not to. It’s a significant difference.
Urine in the coffin so the acid breaks the bones.
I spent some of your money too. A lot of it, actually.
You helped her with the move, with Christine.
Are you damaging the bones?
Slightly.
Daisy’s pregnant.
He says you’re family.
I won’t hurt you.
Maybe I wasn’t the best doctor.
That’s clear.
It’s a high praise coming from you.
Hodgins switched the bones.
I’ll finally get to use my siren.
Jay Edgar Hoover?
‘Nooo God Please No’ was my original reaction to Sweets’s death.
Massive internal trauma. He’s bleeding out.
I don’t know if I can do this to him.

10/10

Bones 11.02

New opening credits and hey, let’s hire a guy who looks exactly like Lance, so we forget he was just killed off. I remember what a big deal it was when Vincent died. Maybe it felt more important because Booth and Bones finally got together, and maybe they wouldn’t if Vincent hadn’t died. But then I remember Sweets was the one who told B&B they’re in love with each other by drawing a theory they work so well together because they have feelings for each other. I’ll never forget that. Remember the heavy metal concert back in season 4? When we found out Sweets was too a foster kid and was whipped and beaten as a kid? And thanks to that we discovered Tempe was being locked for breaking the dishes? And how he was Booth’s almost partner? It’s the little things we’ll all miss.

He was family.
Uncle Sweets and Daisy are taking me to the park today.
Good job, Sweets.
Conspiracies are living organisms.
Seely, Seely, Seely. That’s what Lance wanted to call the baby.
Bones throwing the keys at Booth.
Please don’t go.
He played every night to the baby.
I’m planning his funeral.
You can love me later.
That’s why I’m riding in your bumper car. You’re a genius.
Distract me. What movies have you seen lately?
Tell me tou didn’t steal from the exhibition.
She’s always sure when she speaks.
You must have scratched yourself while injecting.
We need Sweets now. The answers are here.
Hoover’s office.
He’s here. He’s a part of us.
We are all who we are, bexause we knew Sweets.
Sweets had a song, remember?

10/10

Bones 11.03

See how he was stuck. He was obese.
Yeah, not much of a threat.
King of the lab!
He’s building a bomb.
Mexicans. Blacks. All on drugs.
They must have had sex.
I disagree. Sex and violence are two primal instincts.
Twist. Please continue.
I know a good man when I see one.
Phones carry more bacterias than toilet seats.
B & B.
Oh you named it after us?

6.5/10

Bones 11.04

It’s not gonna work, Bones.
Is our work interfering with your social life?
Then what do I do with these?
You really don’t trust me if my background check is going back that far.
Especially since it’s the only thing we can afford.
And where did you attend kindergarten?
What are you into? Gardening?
This was a beautiful cooperative moment, did you feel it?
What the hell is this?
You can never be to thorough
Perhaps I can assist. Assist? That’s a first.
He’s been catfished.
Do you really think my eyes shine?
This is my research. Oh no Bones.

8/10

Downton Abbey 5.02

You tried to have me sacked.
Even my sense of humor.
I suppose he can’t hear us. No he can’t.

9.5/10

Downton Abbey 5.03

I left school at 11. What was I supposed to learn by then?
Nothing vulgar I hope. Nothing of that sort.
Let me drink my brandy in peace.

8.5/10

Downton Abbey 5.05

Nudes colony.
I wouldn’t go that far. Precisely.
I do not quite grast your question.
You forget my wife was one of them. My daughter is one of them.
Did you like Mr Green?
Yes, very much.
We already knew that.
All sorts. What’s going on here?
This house has no secrets.
We’re the future. They’re the past.
I don’t really. But the son’s nice.
I agree with Carlson. Seems very fast to me.
I’m not sure that’s a good enough reason.
I wish men worried about our feelings a quarter as much as we worry about theirs.
I promise you. Nothing bad will ever happen to you.
In my eyes it makes you innocent.
God what a night.
He’ll have you on the operaring table before you can say knife.

8.5/10

American Horror Story 4.01

What an idea. This show is marvellous. I can already say ot will be better than the teenage focused season three. Shouldn’t this show be a little scary? With a killer clown, this season will work. I can’t wait to get background stories of all the characters, especially the supporting ones. The theme music and the collage are my favorite of all the seasons. Can’t wait to get a look into all the remaining characters that we haven’t met yet. Jessica Lange killed David Bowie’s Life on Mars. Downloaded it and cannot stop listening to it.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.02

A curfew? You’re going to ruin my buisness.
He did seem drunk though.
Blood marks.
The clown posing with other clowns.
No better. No worst. Just regular people.
You can’t live on candy and conyack, Dandy.
She reminded me of the pregnant hippo we saw in Safari.
Please tell me this is a rest stop.
I’ll pay you handsomely.
A little tone deaf.
Daytime is for kiddie shows and clowns.
Meatloaf. Meatloaf.
If we’re going to have any fun.
Cause I’m feeling like a criminal.
On what grounds, officer?
She made you feel like shaise.
I thought all I needed was an audience and then it would all come together.
They took Nip.
Nip in the bag.

10/10

American Horror Story 4.03

Elsa really should not have performed on Halloween. Jessica Lange’s cover of Lana Del Rey’s Gods and Monsters is marvellous. Haven’t stopped listening to it. I can even ignore the fact that they, again, didn’t change the lyrics and Jim Morrison is mentioned in the 50s. Remember the pilot and John Lennon in David Bowie’s lyrics?

Coney Island’s a little cold this time of year. How about Florida?
I find clows delightful.
Even after death the demon’s face was smiling.
Can’t wait to go trick or treating and terrorize the neighborhood.
Curfews are for poor people.
Or maybe you’re blinded by a pretty face.
She looked at the paper and she knows what to tell her.
That bitch stole my carreer.
It’s your song, Elsa. It’s the most heartbreaking song I’ve heard.
Esmeralda, you’re hired.
The freaks. They’re everywhere.
I’m sure that’s not the only thing you give away for free.
Nobody cares what happens to a freak.
You look like a nice christian girl. The only proper question is how to display the body.
The clown took him.
Pick up those drum sticks and start banging.
Oh yeah give it to me.

8.5/10

Castle 7.04

Potato chip flavour.
Who kills an ice cream man?
Got it. Easy.
We are all writers.
Somewhere in that pile is a key to find our witness.
Then he changed the channel.
Mr Castle told me to let it go.
Searching through their stuff.
Jerk face over there.
Behind you. Oh what a fall they took.

6/10

Scandal 4.03

You can answer your phone.
We have to talk about the First Lady.
It’s a video of people doing things.
I’m not. A gladiator?
When one of us goes missing, the rest looks for them.

6.5/10

Scandal 4.04

Call Cyrus Bean. To tell him we’ve got the president’s daughter.
I need you to shut down the cell service at this address.
What are we doing? Getting you into college.
I just saw the dirtiest sex tape I’ve ever seen and it stars his teenage daughter.
The only way I could have sex with two guys is if i was raped? How lame are you?
What about what I did to them?
What are you two doing here?
One was blond. Does he have a tattoo.
Olivia! Mellie.
I’ve dealt with drunk Mellie and Smelly Mellie and screw everything Mellie and eat everything that’s not nailed down Mellie.
You’re sitting, eating chips and getting drunk at 11 am. Tony’s voice on 11 am.
Sex tape? She takes after her daddy then, doesn’t she?
Where do you have the tape?
2.5 million dollars.
You’re exploiting them. You’re child pornographers.
And sexist. If you were a boy, they would want to high five. But you’re not, so your knees will have to stay closed.
Who brought Ronan into this? I did.
Ballard gave me the order.

9.5/10

Scandal 4.05

Yes, I would like to report an assault.
Why isn’t she running?
In what context are we normal?
So you get drunk at 8 am in the morning now?
You’ve told me this crazy story a thousand times.
Then why don’t you believe me?
Do you have Jake?
I’m here because of her.
Why isn’t the car parked out front? It’s 2.50.
Can you read? Reading is fundamental.
Quinn figured out and cut the body open.
I told tou the truth and you lied to me.
Next time ypu wanna chat. You’ll find me dancing on his grave.
I was at the Pentagon trying to get a confession out of our son’s killer.
No no. It’s good. It helps.
Jerry’s death was meaningful.
Take your scotch and your chips. Drink. Eat.
Why are we all trying to be Olivia Pope?
Everyone who touches you pays the price.
Did you kill my son?
Mellie took a shower.

10/10

How to Get Away With Murder 1.04

Wes was right.
What the hell’s a shooting star?
This is what pilates can do for you.
I don’t think I can ever see Liza as someone other than Paris Gellar.
I just know everybody hates their boss.
Sara Paxton guest stars.
Liza going all Paris on her.
Did they just here about what he did to his ass? Nothing more awkward than your teacher knowing about your sex life.
He fell out the window.
Holy crap. We make good spies.
Maybe something fell off.
Rebecca, smile. You’re going home.
Tell me what’s on the phone.
The wig.
And the eternal question, What is your penis doing on a dead girl’s phone?

7.5/10

How to get away with murder 1.05

Judge me if you want. Just do it while we’re carying the damn body.
Tou need to show off that’s something to talk to your therapist about.
I still remember that episode of NYPD Blue. Excused.
You’re making a score card?
How about two hairy guys? Enjoy.
Know the blog inside and out for tomorrow. There’s like 800 entries.
Well done.
You’ve got something?
I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better for some reason.
Bitch please.
Mistrial.
Look at the wallpaper.

6/10

Nashville 3.04

Jeff is going to sign Maddie and Daphne.
Reputable and discret.
I honestly haven’t heard a single word you said after Hey.
Would you like to go with me while I try on my wedding dress?
I want you to be happy.
Why did Gunnar ask you to stay? Why didn’t you?
You and me are gasoline and maches.
But I love her. But I want her. But I need her. What you need is to move on cause the night is still young.
Because if I won’t who will? Because she’s like my kid.
I’m gonna stay on the line with you.
Deacon Claybourne’s bus left without Deacon Claybourne.
What happened to us? It’s like we spent the whole year taking turns at apologising.
Jeff has signed one woman and she’s a reality tv star and you can ask Layla Grant how that’s going for her.
You don’t wanna be Rayna Jaymes. You wanna be the one and only Sadie Jones.
Scarlett, sing with me.
Not everything is always about you.
I just signed with Rayna Jaymes and Highway 65.
You and me are gasoline and maches.
You’re the one who destroys people.
I need to know if I can sign a couple of kids to the label with just one parent’s consent.

10/10

Nashville 3.05

Zoey took Juliette’s place in te show and Julliette gave Avery the big news via text.

I’m pregnant. It’s yours.
I like to drink. Run around with strangers. Everythung that screams out danger.
Yeah, but I prefer chocolate milk.
This trip sucks. You suck.
Is she sure it’s not Jeff’s?
It’s true, isn’t it? I’m plain.
I told that devil to take you back.

6/10

Bad Judge 1.03

Then I choked him.
Look at him. Overruled.
Could ask sexurity to do it.
It’s called Mockingbird.

6/10

Bad Judge 1.04

What are you doing with the jacket? This doesn’t just happen.
I’m like a chick magnet for 30 something lesbians.
See what I mean. Actually she’s kinda cute.
You know there was this one time in college.
You’ve seen me at McDonald’s when I miss the breakfast cut off. You wanna add a weapon to that mix?
Why is your lock 69 69.
Because it’s hilarious!
I hope you don’t mind I made a sandwich.
What?!
You might wanna move your briefcase.
Don’t forget everyone underestimated Elle Woods.
Are you refering to the film Legally Blonde?
The handle is too small for my hand!
We have tou on tape.
Is that going to be a problem.
Guns Guns Guns.
That explains a lot.
You idiot.
He said happy ending.
He was thanking me.
Oh that’s nice!
Oh he’s grandma wife is gonna be pissed.
Erin Brockovich! Great flick!

10/10

The Simpsons 26.04

We’re in hell. Cool.
Hey Lisa touch this.
Keep your pants on Marge.
Mom, please tell me I can go to hell.
Clockwork yellow and Mrs Poppins.
I’ll be the judge of that.
Stanley Kubrick.
The others.
This house is haunted.
I work 12h a week.
What kind of an afterlife is this? Can’t even shake my dead kid.
I can’t believe you wasted our money on fruit.
Might as well clean while killing myself.
Wait a minute. Who killed Maggie?
Isn’t it about time you went digital.

8.5/10

The Good Wife 6.05

Who’s that?
Elisabeth Tascioni.
What is she objecting to I haven’t finished my question yet.
Why are all the computers counting down? I feel like in a Bruckheimer movie.

8/10

The Good Wife 6.06

I’m your body woman.
In my opinion.
Have you heard this song Call me Maybe?

10/10

Faking It 2.04

Joined drama club and left to LA for pilot season.
My face covered with pimples on my HD tv.
My face exactly.
OITNB people on every show I watch.
Taylor Swift pretty much said it all.
If you like me, maybe I’ll like myself.
Who the fuck is Oliver.
I could pond it and pay for college.

6.5/10

Faking it 2.05

The balls in the room, best gift ever.
I was so wrong about this class. This class isn’t straight. This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.
If you melt her heart, you’ll save all the villagers.
Do not get him started on Batman.
He and Alfred lived in a cave and designed outfits.
Like I’m about to own all your asses.
Karma loves guys.
And you?
I love Karma. That’s the whole problem.
I’m starting to realise other people will live in them with us.
You know what they say. If tou love something, set it free.
Oh, fuck it.

6/10

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I am the dark and twisty Meredith Grey, the mad Dexter Morgan, hoping to grow up to be a little more like the wise, but fun Nora Walker. I am a film major and an aspiring filmmaker. I watch a film a day and follow 100 TV shows. My favorite actresses are Jodie Foster, Sally Field and Julianne Moore. Favorite genre – psychological drama. I watch anything with a sexual or mental abuse plot. I used to be a horror freak. I am obsessed with Grey’s Anatomy, SVU and many more. I am artsy. I cannot say no to beautiful landscapes, travel, Southern and Australian accents, TV/film quotes and avocados. I have recently moved from Australia to the UK. I’ve been running this blog for the last 7 years. Here I comment on films and episodes I watch. Enjoy! – Joanne

The 100 Shows I’ve watched and am writing about

Private Practice
Grey's Anatomy
Bones
SVU
Gilmore Girls
Parenthood
Dexter
Judging Amy
The Big C
Friends
Full House
Desperate Housewives
Lost
Castle
Cougar Town
Brothers and Sisters
American Horror Story
Shameless
Revenge
The Good Wife
Orange is the new Black
Bates Motel
Close to Home
Chase
The Goldbergs
When Calls the Heart
Switched at Birth
Sex and the City
Dirt
My So Called Life
Skins
Camp
Grandfathered
Secrets and Lies
Younger
Eye Candy
Surviving Jack
Everybody Loves Raymond
Married With Children
Starved
The Slap
Pretty Little Liars
Past Life
Scream
Friday Night Lights
30 Rock
Sugar Rush
Go On
V
Suburgatory
Save Me
No Ordinary Family
Off The Map
The Carrie Diaries
Bunheads
Weeds
Awkward
Transparent
Unbrealable Kimmy Schmidt
Puberty Blues
The Leftovers
Faking It
Scream Queens
The Good Place
Freaks and Geeks
The Whispers
90210
Riverdale
American Crime Story
Divorce
23.11.63
Dead of Summer
American Crime
Modern Family
Degrassi Next Class
Thirteen
Amber

currently following on tv

greys
svu
the middle
modern family
riverdale
the simpsons
the good fight

currently rewatching

castle season 2

shows I need to catch up on

feud
when we rise
the catch
shut eye

will definitely watch this month

The Rose
Private Benjamin
Agnes of God
Music Box
The Golden Pond
Rambling Rose
As Good as It Gets
The Contender
Airport
M*A*S*H
Women in Love
Patton
The French Connection
California Suite
The Deer Hunter
Chariots of Fire
Amadeus
The Accidental Tourist
A Beautiful Mind
Crash
No country for old men

...
no particular plans as my hiatus is almost over

films I’m longing to watch but cannot find anywhere

A Woman under the Influence
The Happy Ending
Travels with My Aunt
Sounder
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Hedda
The Turning Point
Coal Miner’s Daughter
Lorenzo’s Oil
Last Summer
Julia

will watch at the cinema

peter rabbit
wrinkle in time
love simon
midnight sun

 

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my twitter bios

15.04.2011 'You forgot the number one rule about remakes: never fuck with the original.' (Scream 4)

01.06.2011 'We need to become doers.' 2x16 'You're a doer, remember?' 5x22 (Greys)

5.08.2011 "It's just... Meredith always makes me think screwed up people have a chance." (Greys)

9.10.2011 'You be wowed, I'll be drunk.' (The Big C)

10.11.2011 'George is dead and Izzie is gone and we’re all different. We’re different.' (Greys)

17.12.2011 'I thought I was headed in the right direction. My Dark Passenger back behind the wheel. But if I was so sure I knew where I was going...How did I get so lost?' (Dexter)

23.01.2012 'You're drowning, Grey.' (Greys)

18.11.2012 'You're a serial killer and I'm more fucked up than you are.' (Dexter)

7.05.2013 'I think my antidepressants just kicked in.’ (The BIg C)

26.08.2013 'Serial killer’s convention.' (Dexter)

10.05.2015 'The sad widow is my friends. My best friend.' (Greys)

My tumblr titles

10.10.10 - 'Like I said, I'm screwed.' (Greys)

15.04.11 - 'It's just a good story.' (Greys)

22.06.11 - 'I should have fought for you, Violet.' (Private Practice)

20.12.11 - 'I am a father, a son, a serial killer.' (Dexter)

8.08.12 - 'You have to pick the girl who lives.' (The Big C)

5.10.12 - 'You are my person. You will always be my person.' (Greys)

10.11.12 - 'Thirty second dance party. Dance or you're fired.' (Greys)

19.02.13 - 'There's nowhere on Earth I'd rather be right now.' (Castle)

29.07.13 - 'The family that kills together.' (Dexter)

01.11.14 - 'Watch more films or else.' (Me)

27.12.14 - 'No bad movies in 2015.' (Me)

15.01.15 - 'Let's go home.' (Parenthood)

1.05.15 - 'Norman, do you want to sleep with her?' (Bates Motel)

20.05.2015 - 'The sad widow is my friend, my best friend.' (Greys)

What i’m tweeting about

  • RT @KensingtonRoyal: The Duchess of Cambridge congratulates Rachel Weisz, winner of the @BAFTA Award for Best Supporting Actress in The Fav… 1 week ago
  • RT @BAFTA: We love the love between Emma Stone, Olivia Colman and supporting actress winner Rachel Weisz ❤️ #EEBAFTAs #BAFTA https://t.co/n… 1 week ago
  • Congrats to Rachel Weisz on her Bafta for best Supporting Actress!! #thefavourite #bafta 1 week ago
  • RT @BAFTA: And the winner is… Rachel Weisz for her role as the formidable Lady Sarah Churchill in @The_Favourite #EEBAFTAs #BAFTA https://t… 1 week ago
  • RT @BAFTA: Supporting Actress Nominee Rachel Weisz talks about her on-screen chemistry with The Favourite co-stars Emma Stone and Olivia Co… 1 week ago
  • HMV have closed their online store again? I was so happy when they reopened it a few years back. Do they think I wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
  • Really upset with Netflix renewing and cancelling my childhood at the same time. 5 seasons is not enough. You canno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
  • Special congrats to Rachel Weisz, Olivia Colman and Yorgos Lanthimos! Can you tell The Favourite is my favourite fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 weeks ago
  • Goodbye 2018! Happy New Year featuring my favorite book and 5 favorite covers of 2018. May 2019 be everything you w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
  • 'Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver that baby myself.' #FullerHouse #Greys 2 months ago
  • Congrats to @Mariska on her People's Choice Win! 3 months ago
  • RT @peopleschoice: "When you chose Olivia... you chose healing through justice and hope and heart." - Yes, @Mariska! Congratulations on you… 3 months ago
  • RT @peopleschoice: Congratulations @Mariska for winning The E! People's Choice Award for #TheDramaTVStar of 2018! #PCAs https://t.co/LLIIvy… 3 months ago
  • 37 Trick or Treaters stopped by my house this evening, which is a new record. It's been a wonderful night and I'm s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago
  • RT @peopleschoice: Will the competition be as fierce as it was last year? Tune in 11.11 for The E! People's Choice Awards. #PCAs https://t.… 4 months ago
  • RT @peopleschoice: Vote for Bryce Dallas Howard from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom by retweeting this post: #BryceDallasHoward #TheFemaleM… 4 months ago
  • RT @peopleschoice: Vote for Blockers by retweeting this post: #BlockersMovie #TheComedyMovie #PCAs https://t.co/K9oHYU03WU 4 months ago
  • RT @peopleschoice: Vote for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom by retweeting this post: #JurassicWorldFallenKingdom #TheActionMovie #PCAs https… 4 months ago
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‘I used to think about
your life in New York. I tried to imagine your room. I kept track of the time difference, so I  knew when you were awake and when you were asleep.’ (Disobedience)

‘Nothing’s clean, Howard. But we do our best, right?’ (The Aviator)

‘You’re doing it worng. If you’re trying to kill yourself, cut vertically. They can’t stitch that up.’ (American Horror Story)

‘It’s impossible to worry about anything else when there’s blood coming out of you.’
(Short Term 12)

‘I wanted it to happen. And when we were girls… Even then, it was the same. It’s always been this way! I have always wanted it.’ (Disobedience)

‘No razors, no scissors, no fucking freedom.’
(Short Term 12)

‘Sometimes it’s easy, sometimes you play games in your head. You make up someone, someone good.’ (Greys)

‘Why did you get married, Esti? Why didn’t you just leave? So everything was all right when I left?’
‘No. I was ill.’
‘What sort of ill?’
‘In my head.’
‘If I had to sleep with a man, why not with our best friend?’
‘Oh, Esti…’
‘It hasn’t been a complete disaster.’
‘And that’s enough?! Do you have to have sex every Friday?’
‘It’s expected.’
‘It’s medieval. What happened to you?’
‘Nothing. You happened to me. And then I started teaching and that became important. I give them ambition.’
‘To do what? Push out seven babies and be a good wife?’
‘Don’t. Don’t. I help them to value themselves.’
‘Okay, but what about you?’
‘That is me. And you? Are you happy?’
‘Yes, I am.’
‘Have you been with other women?’
‘No. Not really. And you?’
‘No.’
‘But, Esti… Do you still
only fancy women?’ (Disobedience)

‘I just need something to happen. I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope. And in the absence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I might die today.’ (Greys)

‘Don’t wonder why people go crazy. Wonder why they don’t. In face of what we can lose in a day, in an instant, wonder what the hell it is that make us hold it together.’  (Greys)

‘At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing, is reason enough to celebrate.’ (Greys)

‘It was a good day. Maybe even a great day. Even when it was hard, I was the me in my head. There was a moment when I thought I cant do this, I cant do this alone. I close my eyes and imagine myself doing it, and I did, I blocked out the fear, and I did it.’ (Greys)

‘And to make everything far worse, that heat in her loins seemed to come back. Devastated, humiliated and overcome by fear for her sanity, she fled. In a fit of madness, or what others would simply call horniness, she threw herself onto her bed on her tummy, and for a moment, forgot all about shame and political correctness, and did what she had not done since her childhood when she had not yet known it was so infinitely wrong. She pressed herself onto the knot she had rapidly and instinctively formed by bunching her quilt. Whether it was pleasurable or painful is hard to tell, but she kept at it. It was beyond her control. With no regard for the sleep of the women around her,or common decency in general, the pulsating explosions in her nether regions took over her world. And who knows how it would have concluded had there not appeared at that very moment, fortunately for Grace, a person shaking her back to a reasonable state of self-defense.’ (Manderlay)

‘What happened last year when you fell in the water?’
‘I almost drowned. Do you think I did that for kicks?’
‘You put your hand in a body cavity that contained unexploded ammunition.’
‘I was trying to save a patient!’
‘Why is it that every other person in that room had the sense to hit the deck? You know people run away from this line between life and death. You seem to stand on it and wait for a strong wind to sway you one way or the other. You’re careless with your life. You’re not slitting your wrists but you’re careless. Probably because your mother told you you were a waste of space on this planet. The problem is you believed her. And if you don’t want out one of these days you’re going to die because of it.’  (Greys)

‘Was your life not working when you let that slip out from under you?’
‘When are you going to stop suggesting that I’m suicidal?’
‘When you start acting like someone that wants to be alive.’
‘Give me my chart.’
‘Why?’
‘Because I’m not suicidal, and if it says that I am, then it’s wrong.’ (Greys)

‘No, I’m not quitting. I don’t quit things.’
‘No, actually you do. Your mother quit your father. Your father quit you. You quit your boyfriend and if I read your hospital chart correctly you quit your life momentarily on a couple of occasions. You quit. It’s what you know how to do.’ (Greys)

‘There is nothing wrong with me.’
‘Then show me your arm.’ (Degrassi)

‘When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I’ve met you and moved to Sydney, I haven’t listened to one Abba song. That’s because my life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.’ (Muriel’s Wedding)

‘You can’t take a picture of this. It’s already gone.’ (Six Feet Under)

‘Dr, I have been this way since…since I can remember. There is no cure.’ (American Horror Story)

‘All we have is this moment. The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today. So be… here…. now.’ (Six Feet Under)

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